- 3:58 p.m.
By the way,
THIS JUST IN:
I hope it was his mustache. Oh, no! Wait...what if it was the mustache of one of his "look-a-likes"?
What if INSTEAD it was the mustache of one of the innocent civilians who worked as a waiter in the Bagdad "Denny's" Saddam was (under good intelligence information) inside of when we dropped 4 giant-ass bombs?
I hope it was Saddam's mustache. I really do.