- 5:34 p.m.
It was a SUPER-SWELL BIRTHDAY WEEKEND for My Amazing Girlfriend/Same-Sex Partner/Lady-Lover/Meal Ticket/Older..and wiser Birthday Girl’s Birthday… and I want to get back to all of y’all with FULL REPORTAGE… but, damn… wouldn’t you know it,…I’ve been all weepy and miserable with MY SPECIAL TIME…you see, once again, IT’S ARRIVED:
And so… yeah….I’m puffy and bloated and miserable… and don’t wanna be spreading THAT around HERE….
Soooooooooo…. When MY SPECIAL TIME passes… in a couple-o-minutes/days… I’ll be back. I promise.
Hope you’re all making it thru the day.
I love being a GIRL.