2003-02-15 - 12:08 p.m.

Yes, it's come to this:

New REALITY SHOWS just around the corner:

"WE'RE NOT REALLY YOUR PARENTS"

a "whats my line" meets "this is your life" type show where 3 ordinary citizens "risk it all" and in the end, one of them finds out that they've been raised by a fake set of parents their whole lives. Live Studio Audience of friends and family adds to the drama. Sponsored by the makers of ZOLOFT.

"I NEVER REALLY LOVED YOU"

similar to the show being pitched in entry #1 but this time, a significant other, getting their partner to the show under the guise of a "queen/king for the day" type of thing, instead informs them that they NEVER REALLY LOVED THEM. Clips of deception and lies throughout the relationship help drive the point home. Sponsored by ABSOLUT VODKA.

"THE SEX WAS JUST SO-SO"

Women in their Mid-30's humiliate their confident boyfriends/husbands in front of a studio audience filled with sexy college girls as they spill it all about the ho-hum sex their men have been providing them over the years. Sponsored by GOOD VIBRATIONS

"ONCE IN COLLEGE"

Programming wise, this could run before or after "THE SEX WAS JUST SO-SO", only here, Women in their Mid-30's fondly recall their "Woman on Woman" experimentations that took place in their dorm rooms during those all important college years. Celebrity hostess Kerri Russell (TV's "Felicity") helps bring authenticity to this sure-to-be-favorite. Sponsored by TAMPAX.

Wouldn't you watch???